I had to go get my brakes done yesterday. It was almost a thousand effing dollars to do this! As I was waiting, patiently, to spend that thousand dollars I really don't have to spend on an 8 year old effing car, I was reading "US Weekly" in the little, poorly stocked waiting room.
Charlie Sheen's twins and the Octo-Mom's new house and blah blah blah... Then I came across a Jennifer Aniston story. I think she's absolutely adorable, so I started to read and, as it turns out, Jenn and John broke up again. In a last ditch "love me don't leave me" effort, Jen went on a shopping spree and bought Mr. Mayer a pair of $800 TENNIS SHOES!! WTF?! I will have no social life for a looooooooong time now, because I had to fix my stupid car, and she's buying $800 tennis shoes?! For a guy?!!
I really need to get into show business. Anyone want to hear me sing?!!
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